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  • ninali 8:00 pm on December 10, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: common sense

    Common sense is not so common. ~Voltaire

     

  • ninali 7:59 pm on December 10, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Einstein, intellect

    We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. ~ Albert Einstein

     

  • Pam S 4:14 pm on December 10, 2009 | 2 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: friendship

    “Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”
    – Elbert Hubbard

     

  • Pam S 4:12 pm on December 10, 2009 | 1 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: doctor, hospital, nurse

    A doctor was doing his hospital rounds with a nurse. When he cam to one bed he pronounced, “Nurse, this patient has died.” The old fellow in the bed said, “I’m alright. I’m not dead.!” The nurse responded, “Will you be quiet? The doctor knows best.”

     

  • mikpar 12:12 pm on September 11, 2009 | 4 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,

    He said: “I don’t know why u wear bra uve got nothing 2 put in.” She replied: “You wear underpants, don’t u?”

     

    • pakshit 1:42 am on October 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      hahahaha!!
      very KORNY!!! youre not funny!

      • seb 11:24 am on December 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        i dunno bout you. but i find it funny coz it’s witty.

    • bebz 1:55 am on November 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      ahaa.. its quite funnii.. lol

    • stella 1:20 pm on November 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      wala ko kasabut…huhu

  • mikpar 12:10 pm on September 11, 2009 | 3 Permalink | Reply
    Tags:

    What is love? Love is not about the melody of violins, but the squeaking of bed springs.

     

    • roi 7:28 pm on November 2, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      love is stupid

    • bebz 1:56 am on November 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      …ahahahaha!!!!! got it!!!
      .. nice,, nice,, nice..ehe

    • shannue:D 9:55 pm on December 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      TAMA. yoown nmn we.. better, tuloi mo p. wg ka mag llgay ng CORNii., PLEASE. mccra CAREER mo pre. :P :P:D

  • roseann 11:23 am on September 10, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , ,

    If the phone doesn’t ring, then it’s me.

     

  • ninali 11:19 am on September 10, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: engineers, maths, scientists, world

    Engineers think that equations approximate the real world. Scientists think that the real world approximates equations. Mathematicians are unable to make the connections.

     

  • ninali 7:22 pm on August 18, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: books, reviews

    When a book about an investigation into the murder of Pope John Paul I was released, the Vatican was quoted as saying: “Taking fantastic speculation to new levels of absurdity.”

     

  • ninali 7:18 pm on August 18, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , poetry

    Defining the Problem
    I can’t forgive you. Even if I could
    You wouldn’t pardon me for seeing through you
    And yet I cannot cure myself of love
    For what I thought you were before I knew you.
    - Poet Wendy Cope

     

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