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He said: “I don’t know why u wear bra…

He said: “I don’t know why u wear bra uve got nothing 2 put in.” She replied: “You wear underpants, don’t u?”

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What is love? Love is not about the melo…

What is love? Love is not about the melody of violins, but the squeaking of bed springs.

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If the phone doesn’t ring, then it’s m…

If the phone doesn’t ring, then it’s me.

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The world from our eyes

Engineers think that equations approximate the real world. Scientists think that the real world approximates equations. Mathematicians are unable to make the connections.