Cooltext :-) SMS http://cooltext.org/main Text and SMS messages from the text capital of the world Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:10:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Common sense is not so common http://cooltext.org/main/common-sense-is-not-so-common/ http://cooltext.org/main/common-sense-is-not-so-common/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:00:25 +0000 ninali http://cooltext.org/main/?p=107 Common sense is not so common. ~Voltaire

]]> http://cooltext.org/main/common-sense-is-not-so-common/feed/ 5 We should take care not to make the intellect http://cooltext.org/main/we-should-take-care-not-to-make-the-intellect/ http://cooltext.org/main/we-should-take-care-not-to-make-the-intellect/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:59:52 +0000 ninali http://cooltext.org/main/?p=105 We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. ~ Albert Einstein

]]> http://cooltext.org/main/we-should-take-care-not-to-make-the-intellect/feed/ 1 On3 Day a FaT fArMeR was　ｆｌｕｓｈｉｎｇ http://cooltext.org/main/on3-day-a-fat-farmer-was%e3%80%80%ef%bd%86%ef%bd%8c%ef%bd%95%ef%bd%93%ef%bd%88%ef%bd%89%ef%bd%8e%ef%bd%87/ http://cooltext.org/main/on3-day-a-fat-farmer-was%e3%80%80%ef%bd%86%ef%bd%8c%ef%bd%95%ef%bd%93%ef%bd%88%ef%bd%89%ef%bd%8e%ef%bd%87/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:43:29 +0000 rhedz013 http://cooltext.org/main/?p=90 On3 Day a FaT fArMeR was　ｆｌｕｓｈｉｎｇ

ｈｉｓ　ｐｏｏ　ｔｈｅｎ　ｔｈｅ

ｔｏｉｌｅｔ　ｂｒｏｋｅ　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｏｏ
ｓｐｒｅａｄｅｄ　ｏｖｅｒ　ｔｈｅ

ｗｈｅａｔｆｉｅｌｄｓ　ｔｈｅｎ　ＰＯＯＦ！！

ｉｔ　ｂｅｃａｍｅ　ｋｏｋｏ　ｃｒｕｎｃｈ！！

ｈａｈａｈ　ｎｅｗ　ｍｅｍｂｅｒ　ａｑ！

ｎｉｄ　ｔｘｔｍ８　ｇｌｏｂｅ／ｔｍ　ｏｎｌｙ

ｅｔｏ　ｎｕｍｂｅｒ　ｑ

０９１６６０５５０４６　ｔｈｎｘ　：Ｄ

wg mgalala lalake aq :P

]]> http://cooltext.org/main/on3-day-a-fat-farmer-was%e3%80%80%ef%bd%86%ef%bd%8c%ef%bd%95%ef%bd%93%ef%bd%88%ef%bd%89%ef%bd%8e%ef%bd%87/feed/ 2 “Your friend is the man who knows all a… http://cooltext.org/main/your-friend-is-the-man-who-knows-all-a/ http://cooltext.org/main/your-friend-is-the-man-who-knows-all-a/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:14:59 +0000 Pam S http://cooltext.org/main/your-friend-is-the-man-who-knows-all-a/ “Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”
– Elbert Hubbard

]]> http://cooltext.org/main/your-friend-is-the-man-who-knows-all-a/feed/ 4 A doctor was doing his hospital rounds w… http://cooltext.org/main/a-doctor-was-doing-his-hospital-rounds-w/ http://cooltext.org/main/a-doctor-was-doing-his-hospital-rounds-w/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:12:45 +0000 Pam S http://cooltext.org/main/a-doctor-was-doing-his-hospital-rounds-w/ A doctor was doing his hospital rounds with a nurse. When he cam to one bed he pronounced, “Nurse, this patient has died.” The old fellow in the bed said, “I’m alright. I’m not dead.!” The nurse responded, “Will you be quiet? The doctor knows best.”

]]> http://cooltext.org/main/a-doctor-was-doing-his-hospital-rounds-w/feed/ 2 He said: “I don’t know why u wear bra… http://cooltext.org/main/he-said-ii-dont-know-why-u-wear-bra/ http://cooltext.org/main/he-said-ii-dont-know-why-u-wear-bra/#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:12:10 +0000 mikpar http://cooltext.org/main/he-said-ii-dont-know-why-u-wear-bra/ He said: “I don’t know why u wear bra uve got nothing 2 put in.” She replied: “You wear underpants, don’t u?”

]]> http://cooltext.org/main/he-said-ii-dont-know-why-u-wear-bra/feed/ 7 What is love? Love is not about the melo… http://cooltext.org/main/what-is-love-love-is-not-about-the-melo/ http://cooltext.org/main/what-is-love-love-is-not-about-the-melo/#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:10:15 +0000 mikpar http://cooltext.org/main/what-is-love-love-is-not-about-the-melo/ What is love? Love is not about the melody of violins, but the squeaking of bed springs.

]]> http://cooltext.org/main/what-is-love-love-is-not-about-the-melo/feed/ 3 If the phone doesn’t ring, then it’s m… http://cooltext.org/main/if-the-phone-doesnt-ring-then-its-m/ http://cooltext.org/main/if-the-phone-doesnt-ring-then-its-m/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:23:56 +0000 roseann http://cooltext.org/main/if-the-phone-doesnt-ring-then-its-m/ If the phone doesn’t ring, then it’s me.

]]> http://cooltext.org/main/if-the-phone-doesnt-ring-then-its-m/feed/ 0 The world from our eyes http://cooltext.org/main/the-world-from-our-eyes/ http://cooltext.org/main/the-world-from-our-eyes/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:19:33 +0000 ninali http://cooltext.org/main/?p=81 Engineers think that equations approximate the real world. Scientists think that the real world approximates equations. Mathematicians are unable to make the connections.

]]> http://cooltext.org/main/the-world-from-our-eyes/feed/ 0 When a book about an investigation into … http://cooltext.org/main/when-a-book-about-an-investigation-into/ http://cooltext.org/main/when-a-book-about-an-investigation-into/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:22:06 +0000 ninali http://cooltext.org/main/when-a-book-about-an-investigation-into/ When a book about an investigation into the murder of Pope John Paul I was released, the Vatican was quoted as saying: “Taking fantastic speculation to new levels of absurdity.”

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