Comments on: Message Board http://cooltext.org/main Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:17:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Vicky http://cooltext.org/main/message-board-december-2008/#comment-47 Vicky Sat, 09 May 2009 06:42:37 +0000 http://cooltext.org/main/?page_id=9#comment-47 Isang pretty girl ang umibig sa isang ugly boy... Sabi ng friend niya.. "Why him?".. "Napanood mo na ba yung Beauty & the Beast... popogi rin cia..", the girl replied... Reply ulit ng friend niya, "Tungok!! Napanood mo na ba yung Shrek papangit ka rin..." hehe.. share q lahn za inyo Isang pretty girl ang umibig sa isang ugly boy… Sabi ng friend niya.. “Why him?”.. “Napanood mo na ba yung Beauty & the Beast… popogi rin cia..”, the girl replied… Reply ulit ng friend niya, “Tungok!! Napanood mo na ba yung Shrek papangit ka rin…”
hehe.. share q lahn za inyo

]]> By: Vicky http://cooltext.org/main/message-board-december-2008/#comment-46 Vicky Sat, 09 May 2009 06:25:13 +0000 http://cooltext.org/main/?page_id=9#comment-46 BF : babes, sinapak ko ung nakasalubong ko kanina! bad3p, sabihin ba naman na mukha akong magsasaka pag katabi kita! GF : cnabi nya un? hihi.. (nagblush) wag kna magalit marangal naman ang magsasaka dba? bakit ba nya un nasabi? BF : kc mukha ka daw kalabaw! GF : aba teka, asan na yang punyetang yan?!... ^_^ BF : babes, sinapak ko ung nakasalubong ko kanina! bad3p, sabihin ba naman na mukha akong magsasaka pag katabi kita!

GF : cnabi nya un? hihi.. (nagblush) wag kna magalit marangal naman ang magsasaka dba? bakit ba nya un nasabi?

BF : kc mukha ka daw kalabaw!

GF : aba teka, asan na yang punyetang yan?!… ^_^

]]> By: Vicky http://cooltext.org/main/message-board-december-2008/#comment-45 Vicky Sat, 09 May 2009 06:20:21 +0000 http://cooltext.org/main/?page_id=9#comment-45 English movies you should never translate in tagalog... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba 2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay 3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin! 4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig 5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country) 6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair 7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok 8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere 9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses 10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat 11. swordfish - talakitok 12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo 13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat 14. four weddings and a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin 15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat 16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu 17. click - isang pindot ka lang 18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay sa bundok 19. the day of the dead - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay) 20. waterworld - basang-basa 21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria 22. employee of the month - ang sipsip 23. resident evil - ang biyenan -- hahaha!!! 24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil 25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti 26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena 27. never been kissed - pangit kasi 28. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog 29. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit 30. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit 31. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park? 32. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya 33. the lord of the rings - ang alahero English movies you should never translate in tagalog…

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1. black hawk down – ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man’s chest – dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer – uyy… aminin!
4. love, actually – sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. million dollar baby – 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country) 6. the blair witch project – ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins – si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane – nag-ahasan sa ere
9. the postman always rings twice – ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears – takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish – talakitok
12. pretty woman – ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights – si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. four weddings and a funeral – kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly – ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone – adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click – isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain – may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay sa bundok
19. the day of the dead – ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
20. waterworld – basang-basa
21. there’s something about mary – may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month – ang sipsip
23. resident evil – ang biyenan — hahaha!!!
24. kill bill – kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge – lintik lang ang walang ganti
26. nightmare before christmas – binangungot sa noche buena
27. never been kissed – pangit kasi
28. gone in 60 seconds – 1 round, tulog
29. the fast and the furious – ang bitin, galit
30. too fast, too furious – kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
31. dude, where’s my car – dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
32. beauty and the beast – ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
33. the lord of the rings – ang alahero

]]> By: Vicky http://cooltext.org/main/message-board-december-2008/#comment-44 Vicky Sat, 09 May 2009 06:12:27 +0000 http://cooltext.org/main/?page_id=9#comment-44 When problems seem unbearable and solutions are too elusive. Never try to give up on life. Why? Come on! Hindi mo alam, grabe ang struggle ng sperm ma-reach lang ang egg para mabuhay ka!! When problems seem unbearable and solutions are too elusive. Never try to give up on life. Why? Come on! Hindi mo alam, grabe ang struggle ng sperm ma-reach lang ang egg para mabuhay ka!!

]]> By: Vicky http://cooltext.org/main/message-board-december-2008/#comment-43 Vicky Sat, 09 May 2009 06:07:31 +0000 http://cooltext.org/main/?page_id=9#comment-43 Bakit daw ang utak nasa ulo at ang puso ay nasa dibdib?? Simple lang… Panget kasi tingnan kapag in-love ka tapos tumitibok ang noo mo… At ang laswa naman.. Kapag nag-iisip /nahihilo ka tapos hinihimas mo ang dede mo.. hehehehe… Bakit daw ang utak nasa ulo at ang puso ay nasa dibdib??

Simple lang…

Panget kasi tingnan kapag in-love ka tapos tumitibok ang noo mo…

At ang laswa naman..

Kapag nag-iisip /nahihilo ka tapos hinihimas mo ang dede mo.. hehehehe…

]]> By: JamÆ’ong http://cooltext.org/main/message-board-december-2008/#comment-42 JamÆ’ong Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:11:20 +0000 http://cooltext.org/main/?page_id=9#comment-42 Dey said gurl's grow wen dey wearing bra's.. n dey said boys r growng up wen removing gurl's bra..=) hehehehe Dey
said
gurl’s
grow wen
dey wearing bra’s..

n dey
said boys
r growng up
wen removing

gurl’s bra..=)
hehehehe

]]> By: nicenice http://cooltext.org/main/message-board-december-2008/#comment-41 nicenice Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:39:54 +0000 http://cooltext.org/main/?page_id=9#comment-41 ano ang sabi ni 1 sa 10?"pare ang lusog mg syota mo!" " " " " " " 8?"nagpapaseksi ka ba?ang higpit ng belt mo!" " " " " 0 sa Q?"hindi pantay ang bigote mo!" aus ba? hahahahahah!!!hikhik!! ano ang sabi ni 1 sa 10?”pare ang lusog mg syota mo!”
” ” ” ” ” ” 8?”nagpapaseksi ka ba?ang higpit ng
belt mo!”
” ” ” ” 0 sa Q?”hindi pantay ang bigote mo!”

aus ba?
hahahahahah!!!hikhik!!

]]> By: PONYANG http://cooltext.org/main/message-board-december-2008/#comment-40 PONYANG Thu, 26 Mar 2009 09:11:31 +0000 http://cooltext.org/main/?page_id=9#comment-40 GALING TALAGA NIYO MAGISIP!! GALING TALAGA NIYO MAGISIP!!

]]> By: kimme http://cooltext.org/main/message-board-december-2008/#comment-39 kimme Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:39:04 +0000 http://cooltext.org/main/?page_id=9#comment-39 nice site.. luv iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!! nice site.. luv iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!

]]> By: charlez http://cooltext.org/main/message-board-december-2008/#comment-38 charlez Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:23:35 +0000 http://cooltext.org/main/?page_id=9#comment-38 pasyente: Doc mag kano mag paganda ? doktor: kung full slip , 250,000 lang ... pasyente: ahh mahal naman , wala ba diang mura .. doktor : eto stupon 25 lang ........... pasyente: Doc mag kano mag paganda ?
doktor: kung full slip , 250,000 lang …
pasyente: ahh mahal naman , wala ba diang mura ..
doktor : eto stupon 25 lang ………..

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