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Name: PG
From: mnl
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(In Malacanang) Priest:Next sunday, i wil preach abt d Sin of Lying. To know mor, i want u all 2read Mark chapter17. (next sunday) Priest:How many of u read Mark chap 17? (Only GMA's hand went up). Priest (smiled): Mark has only 16 chapters. Lets now proceed w/ my sermon on d Sin of lying. 
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Name: PG
From: mnl
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San Pedro: anong kasalanan mo?-- KILLER PO! Sa impyerno ka! ikaw?-- MGNANAKAW PO! s impryerno ka rn! ikaw? - POlPOl PO! ah, don ka sa kwarto ko!
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Name: gambino
From: Greece
E-mail: ranzgambino@yahoo.com
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MOM: "Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper."
Jackie: "Boy, I'm only eight and i can read it!"
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Name: BoyUtog
From: City of Lust
E-mail: boyutog@yahoo.com
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Tindero: Mis bili na kayo ng pitaka, 1000 lang.
Mis: Ang liit naman nyan tapos ang mahal.
Tindero: Mis yari naman ito sa balat ng uten(titi), sa tagal mong paghawak nito lalaki po ito at magiging SHOULDER-BAG!
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Name: Samantha
From: Australia
E-mail: shandita@cooltoad.com
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Luk at the world as 1 big choclate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.Sweet like ME $ NUT like you.
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