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Name: Lz
From: manila
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3 guys at heaven's gate. Peter:in honor of christmas, u must hav sumthng dat symbolzs xmas to entr. Guy1:I hav matches,symboliz candles. Peter:U may entr. Guy2:I hv keys, symboliz bells. Peter:U may entr. Guy2: I hv woman's silk panties. Peter: And wat do they symboliz?? Guy3:They're CAROL'S.
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Name: Mer
From: Bicol, Philippines
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things in this world are not ment to last things change and so do people so you must learn to live and let go
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Name: Textman
From: mnl
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Ang dami plang blessngs kpag tumatanda! May SILVER sa buhok GOLD sa ipin STONES sa kidney SUGAR sa dugo OIL sa mukha GAS sa tiyan! At plake sa PUSO...!
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Name: Textman
From: mnl
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During a sex session, girl tells her partner "ur like a cellphone!" He asks "Do I vibrate a lot?" She says "No. When u get into d tunnel, u lose ur signal!"
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Name: rhyss
From: bicol, Philippines
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just wanna greet my only love of my lyf.. I love u vry much.. and even though were far apart you'll olwez be here in my heart.. :)
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