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Posted by: Joke/Msg:
Name: denz
From: tarlac
E-mail: vinkobe21@yahoo.com
Husband:mahal,may multo sa CR natin.Bakit pag binubuksan ko yung pintuan eh umiilaw!!!
Wife:Tangina mo,Walanghiya ka,ikaw pala UMIIHI sa Refrigerator natin,Gago.
Added: September 15, 2006  
Posted by: Joke/Msg:
Name: sylvimaree
From: sc***horpe
E-mail: sylviden@ntlworld.com
An elderly couple in their 60's are visited by a magical fairy who grants them both a wish.
The elderly lady say's "i would like to go on a luxurious cruise with my darling husband". Two tickets for a cruise around the Carabian magically appear in the old lady's hand.
The elderly gentleman say's, "sorry dear, my wish was to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The Fairy waves her wand, and the husband becomes 93.
Moral of the story, when men are ungrateful, they should remember that fairies are female!!!!
Added: September 13, 2006  
Posted by: Joke/Msg:
Name: mizzi
From: United states
E-mail: ley2ui@yahoo.com
INday!!!
yes maam?...
patayin mo nga yung ipis....
saan po maam....
sa banyo... sa harap ng salamin...
inday:..*#(*Q&*&a mp;^!3
Added: September 13, 2006  
Posted by: Joke/Msg:
Name: Denz
From: tarlac
E-mail: vinkobe21@yahoo.com
In an anatomy 3xam,D teach3r asks d class to..draw a male SEX organ.1 boy feels shy and look down,Den a gurl shouts,

"Sir nilabas na niya TITI niya!!!
Nagkokodigo!!!
Added: September 11, 2006  
Posted by: Joke/Msg:
Name: jing rosete
From: hongkong
E-mail: girl_na_marikit@yahoo.com
7qualities of a true friend:

1.sweet
2.intense
3.romantic
4.admirable
5. understanding
6.loyal
7.obedi ent

in short......


S.I.R.A.U.L. O...:-))
Added: September 9, 2006  

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