Location : Roveredo, Pordenone, Italy
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Pedro: Hayop ka! gnawa mo ko tauhan sa sakahan. Pro sahod ko hindi tumaas! Kung mamatay ako sinong magpa2kain ng pamilya ko, ikaw?! Juan:Inglisin mo para taasan ko sahod mo! Pedro: Animal you! Make me manman in the farm, my salary did not climb! If I die, who will eat my family, you? naks, he he . . .
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Location : Nepal,Bhaktapur
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Ram:-Did you know i was fall from 5th floor from my house.
Shyam:-Did you die or not?
Ram:-I didn't know because I was too young
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Location : quezon prov.
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aanhin mo p ang gwapo qng mas malandi p sau??
walang matinong lalake s malanding kumpare. . 
wala ng hihigit p s malansang isda. .kungdi ang isang baklang balahura 
s hinaba haba ng prosisyon bading din pla ang karelasyon . .
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Location : India
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Questions and Answers of Mr.Crazy Mohan (thanks to Kalki)
Q: How to distinguish a person whether he is highly learned person or fool  :
A: That is quite difficult one; the pot filled with water to the brim will not overflow and so too the pot with least amount of water at the bottom also will not overflow... 
mandakol
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Location : Pakistan
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Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. think abt it
Cell:+923459095767
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GANESH