Location : cebu
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SON: DAD, WAT DOES VAGINA LOOKS LIKE BEFORE SEX?
DAD: SON, ITS LOOK LIKE A PINK BUD OF ROSE
SON: HOW ABOUT AFTER SEX?
DAD: SON, HAVE YOU SEEN AN OLD BULLDOG EATING MAYONNAISE?
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Location : Oman
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JINGGOY: dad, bakit Jinggoy ang pngalan ko?
ERAP: kc pag labas mo, sbi ng nurse, ay!!! INGGOY!!!!, kya dingdagn ko ng "J"...
kya nging JINGGOY!!!! 
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Location : Oman
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I have an EYE MO, 30 centimo lang,.....
kaso ROLL ON xa!!!!  
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Location : Oman
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TANONG: Ano ang PINAKAMALAMBOT na parte ng bABAE??
SAGOT: e di... SINGIT!!!! may nkita na ba kayong nabasag na itlog dun???
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Location : oman
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Lolo: darling, 69 tayo!!!
Lola: dyaske kang mtanda ka, tanda tnda mo na, malibog ka pa!!!! tama na tong DOGSTYLE!!!
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